Wednesday, March 31, 2010


The Perp: The Baby

The Weapon: Sock Monkey

The Victim: Dad

Approximately 0400 hours on the morning of March 28th, 2010, Quinn Gracen awoke from her sleep ready to play. The good husband and father, Jason, got up with her to watch tv and help settle her down while the mother, Hilary, slept.

Shortly after waking, Quinn Gracen allegedly threw the sock monkey in an uncoordinated manner, hitting Jason in the forehead. Victim has gash above right eyebrow.

If anyone has information concerning this event, please contact us immediately.


Anonymous said...

I think the sock monkey is the poltergeist.

Team Fuller said...

I don't know who wrote the above comment but that made me laugh out loud!!!

Anonymous said...

Was there a reward posted for the apprehension of this violent hombre?

Grandpa Y